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Shanford Quackengripe
Official Sampson Justice Representative
Blue Angel Management

Sampson Justice has adopted a homeless orphan. Her name is Sarah, and she’s a deep red wine 1993 Les Paul studio guitar. She’s in great shape, though she’ll feel better when she loosens up her neck a little bit. Sarah will be working closely with Sampson Justice’s faithful and diligent Telecaster, Ziyi, and his recently acquired Ibanez bass, Bowser, as Sampson continues to work on his new album, Capitol Blues.

As you all know, we at www.SampsonJustice.com are keeping a close eye on the worldwide menace know as HoleHog.

Through HogWatch, we are trying to wake the world up to the truth about this dangerous entity. Yesterday, we recieved the following e-mail from someone identifying themself as “Jerry Hog”.
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To; “Sampson Justice”

I know not who you are, nor do I care. What I do know is that I have been closely or indirectly associated with the band HOLEHOG!! for a number of years. Twenty seven, to be exact. I met up with these incredibly gifted people at the height of their popularity. The seventh and most popular HOLEHOG!! album had just been released and a Hogumentary was being filmed in Hamburg, Germany. Hamburgers were the core audience at that time. I was one of them. Although I am an American, certain business pursuits brought me to Hamburg at that time. As well as pursuing my private business interests, I enjoyed heading up the fifth and most successful incarnation of The Official HOLEHOG!! fan club. This, of course, led to my being interviewed for the Hogumentary. That, in turn, led to me being fortunate enough to meet the band.

Over time, I have both enjoyed a close relationship with most band members and endured a strained relationship with others. I will admit that I have sometimes made mistakes when trying to publicize my favorite band. I have been guilty of embellishing the truth and purposely starting false rumors. My exploits have landed me in court on more than one occasion, resulted in severe beatings, and generally caused ill will among many HogHeads. Having said this, I must say that I have never seen such blatant disregard for the truth as has been presented on your web page!!!

There is no sinister plot behind the artistry of The Hog. To even suggest such a thing is very dangerous for you. Everyone is free to listen to the music however they like. Repeated listening to any HOLEHOG!! album on compact disc or in digital form is probably the safest thing you can do with your mind. There is absolutely no danger of subliminal messaging.

Please take down your web page immediately!!

Sincerely,
Anonymous

P.S. Go fuck yourself!!

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Shanford Quackengripe
Official Sampson Justice Representative
Blue Angel Management